August 2010
1 post
We, the Goodies...
…sit here once again, pondering our existence and accomplishments to date.
…are once again, in a collective state of panic and discontent.
…are twenty-three, going on twenty-four, and unmarried.
…have discovered “pre”-spider veins, gray hairs, and the beginnings of smile wrinkles.
…anxiously await our bi-monthly stipends known as...
May 2009
1 post
“A Goody’s work is never complete.”
– The Goodies
April 2009
2 posts
Ready the queers...
The tumblr of the Goodies hath been compromised.
March 2009
3 posts
Lysol Wipes and Fleas: The Goody Manifesto
We, the Goodies, sit here - as one, in a wholely large state of depression.
We, the Goodies, sit here - as one, in a collective panic attack.
We, the Goodies, sit here - as one, pondering the four stages of coping.
We, the Goodies, sit here - as one, listening to melancholy sounds.
We, the Goodies, sit here - as one, envying the fact that Blanche DuBois is better off than we.
We, the Goodies,...